# This is the file for allowing uniques to speak their "own" lines.
# Deleting this file will have no real effect on the game.  Modifying it may
# cause STRANGE unique lines to come up if the format's wrong, but shouldn't
# crash anything.  The format goes like so:
# 
# N:45:whoever this is
# 3
# says line 1
# says line 2
# says line 3
#
# The number after the N: is the "monster index number" obtained from
# r_info.txt.  The text field after that number isn't actually used--it's
# just there to help humans edit the file.  The numbers on lines by
# themselves are the number of lines that the monster has.  Getting these
# numbers wrong won't crash anything, but will produce strange lines.
#
# A '*' in the number field is a wildcard and applies to any monster.
# It should only be placed at the end of the file, since all 'N:' lines
# after it will be ignored.
#
# Two or more monsters can share lines; just put their N: lines in a
# contiguous block.
#
# To stop a certain monster from having unique lines, put a # in front of
# its N: line.
#
# Entries by Matt Graham, Andrew Hill, and Topi Ylinen

N:8:Farmer Maggot
7
seems sad about something.
asks if you have seen his dogs.
tells you to get off his land.
mumbles something about mushrooms.
says, 'I'm carrying CASH!'
smirks, 'You wouldn't kill me, would you?'
gleefully shows off a nifty object he just bought.

N:19:Martti Ihrasaari
3
says, 'For a Finnish President, I sure am stupid...'
says, 'I routinely carry nifty things...'
says, 'I need a sauna, eh?'

N:53:Grip, Farmer Maggot's dog
N:54:Wolf, Farmer Maggot's dog
N:55:Fang, Farmer Maggot's dog
6
chases its tail.
barks loudly.
froths at the mouth.
wags its tail.
rolls over.
growls.

N:63:Smeagol
27
sniggers.
grovels.
picks his nose.
pines for his precious.
searches his pockets.
eats some slimy creatures.
mutters, 'My precious, wheres my precious?'
shouts, 'No Master Hobbitsisisisis!'
cries, 'The ring was ours for agesisisisis!'
says, 'Smeagol sneeking! ME! Shneekingsisis!'
screams, 'Nasty Hobbitsisisisis...'
says, 'Come on, quickly, follow Smeagol'
says, 'Every way is guarded, silly foolsis!'
says, 'Nasty Bagginis, stole my precious.'
says, 'She will kill them oh yes she will precious.'
whines, 'Weees wants some fishises.'
says, 'Whats has its got in its pocketses, hmmm?'
whimpers, 'We've lost itses we have.'
says, 'He'll eastus all the world if he getsitses it.'
says, 'No food, no rest; Smeagol a SNEAK!'
says, 'What a dainty little dish you will be for her.'
says, 'Hobbitses always SOOOO Polite.'
screams, 'Stop, Thief!'
says, 'Makeses him drop his weapon precious.'
grovels, 'He has only four fingers on the black hand.'
growls, 'Not nice Hobbits, not sensible!'
says, 'If you findesis it, give it us back.'

N:135:Mughash the Kobold Lord
4
says, 'I may be a kobold, but I'll kick your arse!'
says, 'Feel my wrath, fool!'
says, 'Death and destruction make me happy!'
snickers evilly.

N:137:Wormtongue, Agent of Saruman
6
whines and sniggers.
leafs through 'Pervert Magazine.'
whispers nasty things.
says, 'I'll slaughter you slowly...'
giggles as he fingers his knife.
says, 'Now, you shall taste my wrath!'

N:138:Robin Hood, the Outlaw
6
eyes your money pouch covetously.
says, 'You look like Nottingham's man to me!'
says, 'I bet I can shoot better than you...'
says, 'Give 'til it hurts!'
says, 'Don't force me to put an arrow in your skull...'
says, 'Kevin Costner has soiled my name!'

#N:169:Brodda, the Easterling
#N:291:Ulfast, Son of Ulfang

N:180:Orfax, Son of Boldor
N:237:Boldor, King of the Yeeks
5
wonders aloud about your sexual orientation.
spouts torrents of obscenities.
shouts, 'YEEK! YEEK! YEEK!'
says, 'I'll teach you to respect Yeeks!'
says, 'Feel lucky, punk?'

N:200:Hobbes the Tiger
4
says, 'Why were people put here? TIGER FOOD!'
says, 'Yum! Adventurer sandwiches!'
says, 'I killed Calvin, now I'll kill YOU!'
says, 'I'll make your short life nasty and brutish!'

N:140:Lagduf, the Snaga
N:186:Grishnakh, the Hill Orc
N:215:Golfimbul, the Hill Orc Chief
N:260:Ufthak of Cirith Ungol
N:314:Shagrat, the Orc Captain
N:315:Gorbag, the Orc Captain
N:330:Bolg, Son of Azog
N:350:Ugluk, the Uruk
N:356:Lugdush, the Uruk
N:373:Azog, King of the Uruk-Hai
19
fingers his blade and grins evilly.
snickers, 'Now, I strike a blow for *our* side!'
says, 'Orcs don't get no respect... I'm gonna change that!'
calls your mother nasty names.
says, 'I'll bet your innards would taste real sweet...'
belches and spits.
scratches his armpits.
says, 'I love the smell of fresh blood.'
says, 'Yeeha! Another idiot to slaughter!'
hawks a loogie in your direction.
farts thunderously.
wonders aloud how many experience points you're worth.
says, 'I love being psychotic!'
says, 'My brain's on fire with the feeling to kill!'
says, 'I shall torture you slowly.'
calls you a scum-sucking pig-dog.
says, 'I shall have my way with your women!'
says, 'You're not so tough, buttmunch!'
says, 'Heh-heh, heh-heh, killing people is cool.'

N:382:Mime, the Nibelung
N:383:Hagen, son of Alberich
N:419:Alberich the Nibelung King
4
says, 'Wagner misrepresented us!'
says, 'I'll mess up all your stuff!'
says, 'Give me the Rheingold, or die!'
hums 'Ride of the Valkyries.'

#N:392:Sangahyando of Umbar
#N:380:Angamaite of Umbar

#This next may be unnecessarily evil... :-]

N:393:It
6
says, 'Nyah, nyah, betcha can't find me!'
says, 'Come get some!'
magically summons mighty undead opponents!
chuckles evilly.
magically summons Cyberdemons!
summons special opponents!

#N:409:Kharis the Powerslave
#N:413:Ulwarth, Son of Ulfang
#N:431:Grendel

N:441:Barney the Dinosaur
7
says, 'Cooperation! That's the magic word!'
mutters, 'I *hate* those Teletubbies...'
says, 'Won't you be my friend?'
says, 'Let's all sing a HAPPY SONG!'
mugs for the camera.
simpers disgustingly.
chews up a 'Tinky Winky' doll.

#N:489:Bokrug
#N:493:Bert the Stone Troll
#N:494:Bill the Stone Troll
#N:495:Tom the Stone Troll

N:505:Groo the Wanderer
1
says: 'A fray! A fray!'

#N:506:Fasolt the Giant
#N:517:Jurt the Living Trump
#N:551:Rogrog the Black Troll
#N:573:Lord Borel of Hendrake
#N:595:Father Dagon
#N:596:Mother Hydra
#N:598:Mandor, Master of the Logrus
#N:606:Loge, Spirit of Fire
#N:615:Moire, Queen of Rebma
#N:616:Kavlax the Many-Headed
#N:628:Malekith the Accursed
#N:642:Jasra, Brand's Mistress
#N:651:Strygalldwir
#N:654:Judge Fire
#N:656:Judge Mortis
#N:660:Rinaldo, son of Brand
#N:670:Jack of Shadows
#N:674:Judge Fear
#N:681:Chaugnar Faugn, Horror from the Hills
#N:686:Judge Death
#N:687:Ariel, Queen of Air
#N:697:Smaug the Golden
#N:712:Fafner the Dragon
#N:713:Fangorn the Treebeard
#N:715:Glaurung, Father of the Dragons
#N:729:Ulik the Troll
#N:730:Baphomet the Minotaur Lord

N:732:Bull Gates
10
says, '640K should be enough for ANYBODY!'
says, 'Buy Windows 2000; the filesystem rocks!'
says, 'Linux?  Never heard of it...'
says, 'Resistance is futile--you will be assimilated.'
says, 'NT is the solution for ALL your needs!'
hacks out some code and calls it a Service Pack.
says, 'We don't have a monopoly... MacOS still exists!'
wonders if he should buy a small country.
says, 'Where will we let you go today?  HELL!'
cackles diabolically.

N:733:Santa Claus
8
says, 'Ho ho ho! You're gonna die!'
says, 'You're gettin' COAL in your stocking!'
says, 'On Smasher, on Whoop-Ass, now dash away all!'
chortles sadistically.
says, 'You're on the Naughty List!'
says, 'No presents for you, ever!'
says, 'I'll sic my man-eating reindeer on you!'
says, 'I hate Christmas so much that I've gone psychotic!'

#N:738:Khamul the Easterling
#N:743:The Phoenix
#N:753:Nidhogg the Hel-Drake
#N:754:The Lernean Hydra
#N:755:Thuringwethil
#N:762:Fundin Bluecloak
#N:763:Dworkin Barimen

N:764:Uriel, Angel of Fire
N:765:Azriel, Angel of Death
N:769:Raphael, the Messenger
7
says, 'Repent, evildoer!'
says, 'My righteousness shall cleanse you!'
says, 'Don't EVER steal from the collection plate!'
says, 'God may love you, but *I* don't!'
says, 'I shall smite thee with extreme prejudice!'
says, 'Hope you like eternal damnation!'
says, 'Verily, it is too late for thee.'

#N:766:Ancalagon the Black
#N:767:Daoloth, the Render of the Veils
#N:770:Artsi the Champion of Chaos
#N:771:Saruman of Many Colours
#N:772:Gandalf the Grey
#N:773:Brand, Mad Visionary of Amber
#N:777:Bast, Goddess of Cats
#N:780:Vlad Dracula, Prince of Darkness
#N:787:Hypnos, Lord of Sleep
#N:789:Bleys, Master of Manipulation
#N:791:Fiona the Sorceress
#N:792:Tselakus, the Dreadlord
#N:794:Julian, Master of Forest Amber
#N:796:The Norsa
#N:799:Caine, the Conspirator
#N:805:Omarax the Eye Tyrant
#N:807:Gerard, Strongman of Amber
#N:809:Atlach-Nacha, the Spider God
#N:813:Eric the Usurper
#N:814:Yig, Father of Serpents
#N:817:Hela, Queen of the Dead
#N:820:Corwin, Lord of Avalon
#N:824:Benedict, the Ideal Warrior
#N:825:The Witch-King of Angmar
#N:828:Ithaqua the Windwalker
#N:834:Ymir the Ice Giant
#N:835:Loki the Trickster
#N:837:Surtur the Giant Fire Demon

N:655:Ubbo-Sathla, the Unbegotten Source
N:695:Zoth-Ommog
N:706:Yibb-Tstll the Patient One
N:734:Eihort, the Thing in the Labyrinth
N:735:The King in Yellow
N:757:Hastur the Unspeakable
N:760:Nyogtha, the Thing that Should not Be
N:761:Ahtu, Avatar of Nyarlathotep
N:788:Glaaki
N:797:Rhan-Tegoth
N:806:Tsathoggua, the Sleeper of N'kai
N:810:Y'golonac
N:826:Cyaegha
N:833:Abhoth, Source of Uncleanness
N:841:Shuma-Gorath
N:845:Yog-Sothoth, the All-in-One
N:848:Shub-Niggurath, Black Goat of the Woods
N:849:Nodens, Lord of the Great Abyss
N:851:Nyarlathotep, the Crawling Chaos
N:857:Great Cthulhu
17
slurps and gibbers disgustingly.
shrieks fit to wake the dead.
oozes nasty, glistening slime all over the dungeon.
farts thunderously.
lets off a mind-numbing stench.
howls, 'Tekeli-li!  Tekeli-li!'
makes a chilling slithering sound.
howls, 'The OTHER GODS will feast on your brain!'
hisses, 'I'll feed you to the Hounds of Tindalos...'
hisses, 'Randolph Carter got off easy; you won't!'
seethes and fumes sickeningly.
hisses, 'I'll send you beyond Known Space to Azathoth!'
waves nasty-looking tentacles about.
picks its teeth with the bones of former players.
opens your mind to a vista of nameless cosmic horror!
opens your mind to a vista of endless 'Three's Company' reruns!
snorts and slobbers with glee.

N:850:Carcharoth, the Jaws of Thirst
N:846:Fenris Wolf
N:840:Draugluin, Sire of All Werewolves
8
barks and bellows frighteningly!
says, 'Oh good, another chew toy!'
says, 'Yummy! I was getting tired of chicken...'
lets out an earsplitting howl.
drools all over the dungeon.
lifts his leg at the nearest wall.
says, 'Bad adventurer! No more living for you!'
snarls and howls.

N:830:Cantoras, the Skeletal Lord
N:831:Mephistopheles, Lord of Hell
N:818:The Mouth of Sauron
N:819:Klingsor, Evil Master of Magic
N:804:Vecna, the Emperor Lich
N:844:Kaschei the Immortal
N:856:Gothmog, the High Captain of Balrogs
N:858:Sauron, the Sorcerer
N:860:Oberon, King of Amber
12
brags, 'My power is beyond compare!'
snorts, 'A mere mortal dares challenge my might? HA!'
says, 'Not another one! I just finished chewing on the last!'
wonders aloud how many XP you're worth.
leafs through 'Evil Geniuses For Dummies'.
mutters, 'Another damn loser to kill...'
says, 'Hell shall claim your remains!'
says, 'Another 12 skulls and I get that reward from the Boss!'
yawns at your pathetic efforts to kill him.
says, 'Minions, slaughter this fool!'
says, 'Set thine house in order, for thou shalt die...'
says, 'I'm no god... God has MERCY!'

N:862:The Serpent of Chaos
10
says, 'Foolish worm, you are DOOMED!'
says, 'I'm the Big Bad Guy, and you're toast!'
shouts, 'MOO HA HA HA! I am DEATH incarnate!'
says, 'Prepare for your untimely demise!'
opens up a can of Whoop-Ass (tm).
picks its teeth with former adventurers' bones.
says, 'Maybe I won't kill you... NOT!'
yawns at your pathetic efforts to kill it.
says, 'Another day, another bastard to slaughter...'
says, 'I can't be bothered... minions, slaughter this fool!'

N:*:Default lines
103
cackles evilly.
cackles diabolically.
says: 'Surrender, miserable flea!'
says: 'Come get some!'
says: 'Let's rock!'
laughs devilishly.
says: 'Flee while you can, gnat!'
says: 'You are about to die, maggot!'
says: 'Read your prayers!'
hisses: 'Die!'
says: 'You don't have a chance, moron!'
says: 'Fear my wrath, fool!'
says: 'Feel my fury, dolt!'
says: 'Groo is a genius, compared to you!'
gives you a contemptuous glance.
says: 'Prepare to meet your Maker, fool!'
says: 'Perish, mortal!'
says: 'Your puny efforts make me laugh!'
says: 'Drop dead, wimp!'
says: 'You should have fled while you had the chance.'
screams: 'Die by my hand!'
says: 'Your last wish, punk?'
says: 'Your death shall be a slow, painful one.'
says: 'Your head shall be my next trophy.'
screams: 'You are DOOMED!'
grins sadistically.
says: 'This dungeon shall be your TOMB!'
laughs fiendishly.
says: 'Your fate is sealed, worm.'
says: 'Resistance is useless.'
says: 'Hell shall soon claim your remains.'
says: 'Thou shalt repent of thy cunning.'
says: 'Verily, thou shalt be one dead cretin.'
says: 'Surrender or die!'
says: 'Savor thy breath, it be thine last.'
says: 'Prepare do die, miscreant!'
says: 'You're history, dude!'
says: 'Feeling lucky, punk?'
says: 'You're toast!'
says: 'You're dead meat.'
says: 'Make my day.'
says: 'I shall flatten you!'
says: 'I could spare you, but why?'
says: 'Take this, you sissy!'
says: 'Nothing can save you now!'
says: 'This dungeon ain't big enough for the both of us.'
says: 'I'm gonna break your face!'
says: 'I hope you enjoy pain!'
says: 'Give me your best blow!'
says: 'Draw, if you are a man!'
says: 'A time to die, fool!'
bellows frighteningly!
says: 'You will never leave this dungeon alive!'
says: 'You'll leave this dungeon only in a wooden box!'
says: 'Your mother wears army boots!'
says: 'Drop that weapon, NOW!'
says: 'Life ain't for you, and I'm the cure!'
says: 'Resistance is futile. You will be terminated.'
says: 'Sight and smell of this, it gets me going.'
says: 'Victim is your name and you shall fall.'
says: 'Stepping out? You'll feel our hell on your back!'
says: 'Now I will waste my hate on you.'
says: 'Don't tread on me!'
says: 'So be it! Threaten no more!'
says: 'Kill for gain or shoot to maim, but I don't need a reason.'
says: 'You'll die as you lived, in a flash of the blade.'
says: 'You'd better stand cos there's no turning back.'
says: 'I just want to see your blood, I just want to stand and stare.'
says: 'I've been looking so long for you; you won't get away from my grasp.'
says: 'I'm coming after you; you can kiss your arse goodbye.'
says: 'It's official; you suck!'
sings: 'I hate you, you hate me, we're a helluva family.'
says: 'A mere mortal dares challenge *ME*?!'
says: 'There is no escape and that's for sure.'
says: 'This is the end; I won't take anymore.'
says: 'Say goodbye to the world you live in.'
says: 'You've always been taking, but now you're giving.'
says: 'My brain's on fire with the feeling to kill.'
says: 'Don't try running away, because you're the one I'll find.'
says: 'I was looking for you to start up a fight.'
says: 'My innocent victims are slaughtered with wrath and despise!'
says: 'I have found you, and there is no place to run.'
says: 'My blood lust defies all my needs.'
says: 'And damn'd be him that first cries: Hold, enough!'
says: 'I can smell your blood, human!'
says: 'Has your folly led to this?'
wonders aloud how many experience points you're worth...
says: 'Pride yourself on this, that you were slain by a champion.'
thunders: 'May heaven have mercy on your soul, for I will have none.'
screams for your blood!
sighs: 'They send a poorer grade of adventurers down each year than the last.'
says: 'Your life-blood will baptise my blade!'
shouts: 'You will serve me in Valhalla!'
snickers: 'Mommy's not here to save you now!'
says: 'You're almost not worth killing...almost!'
leaps towards you with death in its eye.
sings: 'Cuts yer if ye stand, shoot yer if ye run.'
says: 'Another adventurer?  I just got through picking my teeth with the last.'
says: 'Your two ears will decorate my belt.'
says: 'I love all that blood.'
says: 'I don't want to hurt you, I only want to kill you.'
says: 'I like killing people, because it's so much fun.'
screams: 'I'm out to destroy and I will cut you down!'

